My Name Sam: I’m a Good Boy from Inglund. I Rote This Blug Poast. I’m a Jeenyus

My name sam. I’m furrocius. Everyone else is skerd. It’s hulerious.

Hullo

My name Sam. They sey I’m a dog. I came from Inglund when I was a bebby. I live in Grees now. My family is three brudders one mudder and one fadder. And a lady and a man who lives downsters. They are not herry like me. Don’t know why. Dunt ask. They can stay. But that’s it.

My brudder forgot and his electric box wuz opin so I rote sum stuff. Sorry if I rote sum stuff rong. I got no thums. That’s hard. But I like challenges. Like one time I stole I hole chickin from the kitchin when I was a bebby so I could eet it latur. I’m a jeeneeus.

I’m a gard dog. I fight the burgers and the rubbers that come to the house. So don’t try. I’m a munster boy. Wun time a man came with a flat box in a mothercycle. It smell good. He had a car with too weels and he wore a skerry hat. I barked when he came. I showed him my tooths. He knows I am the boss. I’m serberus.

I’m living my best life. My family livs in my house most of the day. They don’t go nowere. Like there skerd. Dunt knoe why. I’m a monster boy I will protect them. I HEYT door bell sound. introoder alert. I don’t like the walks.

I luv duck sausage, I like chewing on pinecones, I like playing catch with my toy. I like leying down next to the cold toylet bowl in the summer.

Tooday is my brudder’s burthday. He is my fave. But akchully my famly is my fave.

Happy Burthday!!

I luv toilet. Bowl is my fave.

I’m a skerry boy. I show my tooths to show hoos boss.

I’m a strong boy. I eksersize reggurly to get the stress out.